I cockslap morals
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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