No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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