Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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