I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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