I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Randomize