So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
