just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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