Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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