Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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