He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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