and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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