It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
