Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just blew my weed a kiss
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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