I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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