If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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