watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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