oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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