Cold hands, warm shart.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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