I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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