So drunk its hurt
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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i will never coherently bang her
i dont even know how to be here
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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