I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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