I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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