I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
