i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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