My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's shark week go big or go home
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
