I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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