how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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