I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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