Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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