Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
