So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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