dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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