You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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