hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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