btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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