You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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