Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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