Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
where are you?
Hypothermia
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Dick very happy bro
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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