Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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