so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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