im holly from the hills drunk
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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