I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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