the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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