Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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