awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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