I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
it's like iHOP with fire
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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