UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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