Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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