Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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