He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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