it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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