I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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