We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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