Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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