I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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