Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...

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(847): View more from Illinois

A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college

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(516): View more from New York

please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.

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(303): View more from Colorado

i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed

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(631): View more from New York

She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?

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(607): View more from New York

I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!

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(850): View more from Florida

It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday

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