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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic

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• (518): View more from New York

  our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs

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  Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.

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• (347): View more from New York

  No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.

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