I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
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Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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