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  i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.

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  SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope my margaritas pass through security.

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• (212): View more from New York

  your tears are not going to buy me drinks...

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just had my very first high conversation with mom

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  And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.

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