i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.