i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.