And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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