No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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